Death and Taxes

As I've not written a jot, smidgen or crumb in e'er so long, I'm wont to put enormous pressure on myself to try and capture everything (and I mean EVERYTHING - could you kindly feign surprise?) in a explicative yet succinct manner (yes, ha ha HA). Alas, the indescribable pressure!

Screw it.

Yes, I know. That was eloquent in its laconic yet - um - powerful composition. HAVEN'T YOU MISSED ME?????

I think I'll leave you with this hors d'oeuvre for now to tantalize you in it's festive Kung Fu fighting spirit.

Nope. It's not me.