Take THAT Google! Part III - Revenge with LOVE
'kay, just one more. For those so overcome by ennui and tedium in their lives - those who they need just ONE more thing to do, I'm going to link those pictures back to their original entries.
This is where my lack of technical prowess will be demonstrated at its fullest. You see, I don't know how to add the url links to the entries AND make the thumbnails "expandable." (If I'm showing my parents pictures of Paisley or one of my other niephews I'm often met with the request to, "Blow that one up." The concept of the thumbnail is somewhat lost on them.)
Come to think of it, I rather like the look of the minuscule picture border. I ALMOST added an image or two just for the hell of it (Dear Deborah, I have rated this site "PG" - NOT PG-13, as that would mean there would be lots more violence, the opportunity for partial or brief nudity, and the dropping of an "f-bomb" or two. Sorry, I'm just not G-rated except in deference to others). I thought better of sneaking in unauthorized [new] graphics since so few people deign to speak to me as it is. They are nice pictures, though. Ah, well - you'll just have to take my word for it.
So there you have it. Now I'M filled with ennui.










Kate,
I can handle PG. What am I saying? If the blockbuster boasts Daniel Craig or Matt Damon as the lead...please make it PG-13! And you know I was only kidding about the "B" word, right? As in trying to be funny and bossy all at the same time.
And funny you are! I knew you were not TRULY chastising me about the "B" word (I have a funny BYU story about that word, come to think of it, which I tell with great delight as I graduated from The University of Utah - but another time). Had you wanted to actually punish me you could have flogged me or blocked me or mocked my ginormous head (well, that doesn't actually bother me, so let's make it my ginormous THIGHS).
By the way, I'm so with you on Daniel Craig and Matt Damon. I would add George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom (for THAT I get mocked), Jeremy Northam, Matthew Macfadyen, Denzel Washington, Colin Firth, Michael Vartan, David Duchovny, Goran Visnjic, Taye Diggs, Gerard Butler, Djimon Hounsou, and when the mood strikes, Ethan Hawke, Matthew McConaughey, Hugh "Huge Pants" Grant, Edward Norton and Rufus Sewell (I don't even care about the bug eyes).
That's quite a bit of eye candy (and ACTING PROWESS, thank you very much). I could add more, but wouldn't THAT be embarrassing...
Mmmmm - Johnny Depp, Hugh Laurie, Andrew Lincoln, Rodrigo Santoro, Olivier Martinez...
Sorry. What was I saying?
You gotta love a girl whose world speaks cheesy french.
Eye candy from my P.O.V.?
Amanda Peet.
I considered flogging you with a discussion about your imperfect body, but due to your vast collection of personal photos on your blog, or the lack thereof, I had no idea. And besides people in glass houses....
Matthew McConaughey and Hugh Grant rate a thumbs up. And for a gay man Rupert Everett is somehow incredulously sexy. Oh, and Jude Law. We can't skip Jude Law!
Thank you! How COULD I forget Rupert Everett or Jude Law - that's...that's HERESY. Come to think of it, John Corbett's a nice tall drink of water. Then there's always Dominc West, Viggo Mortensen and last but NOT least, Ewan McGregor.
I'm not even going to start on the category of "ugly sexy." That will just have to wait for a different day.
Dear Creechman,
Yes, Amanda Peet and her pert...
Hold the phone (or anything convenient). I was deciding how overt to be about Amanda Peet's "assets" (NO pun intended or applicable - at least not from the body parts I was considering) and I actually considered using the phrase "fun bags" as a tasteful alternative to - to what I don't know. Breasts?
Cheesy French-speaking world, indeed.
Perhaps to distract from the whole "fun bags" comment above I can get back on my eye candy binge.
My History Channel hotties are Josh Bernstein (Digging for the Truth) so lovely (and HE WEARS SCIENCE SHIRTS AND PANTS AND HATS) â?? AND, I find, "he splits his time between Utah and New York." Oh REALLY...
The other I just discovered tonight on Human Weapon, which didn't REALLY catch my interest until, quite honestly, Jason Chambers removed his shirt (in the water in a rice paddy practicing the ancient Philippine martial art of Eskrima Stickfighting, she says trying to pretend that she wasn't just enamored with his finely honed body - not gym-bound looking, just taut, toned, with a tasteful tattoo encircling a very nice bicep...). Who CARES about that football co-host guy.
How in in the hell did I get here?
Ah HA! YOU STARTED THIS DEB! (And I will call you Deb even though I'm not entirely sure you favour it as a nickname.)
Nice tall drink of water... Where do you come up with this stuff?
And yes, ugly sexy - an entirely different discussion altogether.
Sincerely Yours,
Milady the Right Reverend Deb the Complex of Giggleswich Lanken
Sometimes it takes badly edited versions of movies on cable stations to remind you of VERY important things. This one presented a veritable handsome man buffet:
Clive Owen, Ioan Gruffud, Mads Mikkelsen, Hugh Dancy, Til Schweiger, Joel Edgerton, etc.
But my favourite character name would have to be "Mangled Saxon."
Yummy,
Countess Kate the Pusillanimous of Buzzing St Helens