Your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

February 4, 2007 5:15 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

There are oh-so-many generators of hip-hop handles and DJ names and stripper titles and types and levels of intelligence and so forth recently (because of "those kids these days" - what more need I say). I have been amused by a few, but this, hands down, is my absolute favourite of all times (at least today): The Peculiar Aristocracy Title Generator. And since I go interchangeably by two name, I have CHOICES. Here are my Peculiar Aristocratic Titles:

Reverend Countess Kathryn the Lachrymose of Oxbridge by Camford

OR...

Reverend Lady Kate the Discombobulated of Hopton Goosnargh

Naturally, I have to give my highest favour to anything that contains the term "discombobulated." It's so ME! And isn't it ironic that BOTH my titles contain "Reverend" - "Reverend Countess" and "Reverend Lady," respectively. As some of you know, I am an Ordained Clergy Person of the former Church of Spiritual Humanism. (Of course I paid extra to get the title "Druid" and the parking pass.)

By the way, all Lauds and Honours for introducing this brilliant tool go to Reverend Earl Michael the Clement of Giggleswick on the Naze.

5 Comments

terry said:

Countess Teresa the Tenuous of St Winifred by Winchelsea. When am I coming for tea?

February 4, 2007 6:57 PM

Nessa said:

discombobulated....that is a fun word...ill have to use it some how today....

February 13, 2007 8:28 AM

belated pip said:

Some of my favorites include: Honourable Lady Elizabeth the Surprised of Giggleswich Lanken; Venerable Lady Elizabeth the Mellifluous of Frogging over Womble; Imperial Majesty Sarah the Cowardly of Heffton St Mallet; Entirely Miss Reverend Lady Sarah the Undulant of Melbury Bubblewick; Her Grace Lady Sarah the Radiant of Bismorton Shropcake ; Very Lady Sarah the Insouciant of Chortling Chesterton; Her Most Noble Lady Sarah the Ambidexterous of Old Throcking in the Hole ; Grand Duchess Sarah the Querulous of Much Moulding upon Carpet; Lady Madame Sarah the Prohibited of Lardle Midhoop; Her Grace Lady Sarah the Ingenious of Puddleston St Droop, but I think my personal favorite is: Duchess Sarah the Kind of Lower Slaughter *Grins*

February 13, 2007 12:50 PM

Buyo said:

Hey this is fun!

-Empress Karen the Amicable of Old Yarkhillshire

AKA

Her Excellency Buyo the Intransigent of Oxbridge by Camford

February 23, 2007 5:33 PM

Kate said:

Dearest Venerable Lady Elizabeth the Mellifluous of Frogging over Womble (aka Her Most Noble Lady Sarah the Ambidextrous of Old Throcking in the Hole), Her Excellency Buyo the Intransigent of Oxbridge by Camford & Countess Teresa the Tenuous of St Winifred by Winchelsea,

I shall see you all at tea time on the Fourth. We shall have scrumptious buttered CRUMPETS! And I shall use my FINEST tea service.

As Always,
Yours in Friendship,
Ever-so-sincerely,
Honoured Infinitely by Your Correspondence
With Sugar on Top,
Reverend Lady Kate the Discombobulated of Hopton Goosnargh

February 23, 2007 8:06 PM

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