Sarah, The TATTOOED Lady
Teenagers these days. A few weeks ago Sarah got FIVE TATTOOS on the same day. I kid you not, FIVE. And if she thinks she can keep them all hidden, she is mistaken. I will now supply artist's renderings of EVERY SINGLE ONE:
Okay, so the doctor gave Sarah the tattoos in order to prepare for the low-level radiation treatment she's been having. Shirleen was explaining the process to William, as he, true to his fetal-man status, had completely missed that it was going to happen at all. After she had clarified the treatment for a bit, William asked:
Granted, he was being facetious (okay - he was being - oh, let's say 85% facetious; he has seen Fantastic Four one too many times). Shirleen enlightened him further, telling him that the radiation was low-level, and that it would be directed to a very specific area of her "mantle" or chest region. He then surmised that perhaps she would just have a super-powered bust. True, that's a very fifteen-year-old boy thing to say, but I admit to being rather amused at the myriad costume possibilities for a person with such super-powers. The most important part, obviously, would be the brassiere, of an exceedingly stalwart construction. The title options are fun to ponder as well. "LOOK - it's a bird, it's a plane - no - IT'S Phenoma-BOOBS!!!" Or, if you'd rather, "The Breast Avenger." Maybe "Princess Super-Bust" with "Hooter-Powered DOMINANCE?"Will she get super-powers?
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You forget "Tit-ania" "The Bosom Buddy" or perhaps a new take on "The Flash"
And what, may i ask, would a woman with a "super powered chest" do to fight crime? Or being a male am i not allowed to ask?
As we have discussed the subject in detail (usually loudly in public); a person so "well" endowed would have a springloaded forward action to knock out bad guys in addition to a super-stretchy swinging from trees capacity (not unlike Tarzan, or Jane). Of course, the costuming, supersuit details have not been completely worked out (they're just to exciting to discuss)
Not to embarrass Sarah any further (okay, maybe just a little), but didn't her super-powered bust evolve around age 14?
One could also speculate that Super Boobs could also simply stand in front of the bad guys to hold their attention while the cops came. Or perhaps she could use her breasts to tie them up? I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be any objections from said bad guys.
Ashley, in some sense that is PARTIALLY true, but the really AMAZING super-powers come from the fact that she's now been IRRADIATED. You know, the mysterious wonders of science and all...
I'm hoping that the super-boobs are also blessed with super-rebound-powers; because after swinging from a tree by your bosoms, they'd definitely be what a friend of ours calls "banana boobs."
Ooh! I just thought of a good name: "Mammary Ma'am."
yes, those are pictures of me. HAHAHAHA i am the infamous boyfriend of said sarah. and as for her super powers she can also us the "baywatch slow motion" to stop bad guys in there track. and by mistake i also came up with the name "tiny pineapples" hehehe (kate thought it was funny) also she has a nickname that i thought was funny so did kate and yes even sarah BB you decided what it means...
Just a thought... why would you want to swing through trees if you had "super powered boobs"? Wouldn't you just bounce. Just like you would bounce out crime. You know.. instead of stomp out crime... i'll stop there.