MORE Authentic Quotes (Blithely Sans Context)

Gotta love anything with animals:

"Okay - put the goat back," she insisted.

Only a grandmother:

"Did he sterilize his lips?"

And one that begs some clarification*:

"She's having a no hair day," she explained solicitously.

*She said afterwards, "People who think they are having a BAD hair day should consider what it's like to have a NO hair day!"