The Tiny Pineapple Gallery

Yes, I saw. Good grief! It seems like every time I turn around she’s gallivanting around the globe again.

Note to self: Marry someone who has to attend business conferences in exotic locales on a regular basis. While they sit, glassy-eyed, in tedious meetings all day, you can lounge by the pool and nurse Caffeine-Free Diet Cokes while reading nurse books.

Hey now. You two behave or I will have to start posting the pictures of “celebrities” like Gray Davis and Barbara Boxer; and exotic locals such as Ridgecrest and Trona. E-Gads!

Now hush up, you’re ruining my surfside hot lava rock massage. (the cankles are swollen from all the pineapple drinks.)

For a moment there I thought you were saying that you’d seen Gray Davis and Barbara Boxer there in Hawaii and, if that was the case, I was going to ask if you had any photos of Barbara in a bikini that you could post.

And for a moment there, I thought, “Well, Grettir, that’s a sexist comment. As a woman, I should demand equal treatment and request a picture of Gray Davis in a Speedo.”

But then there are times when the price that comes with equal rights (like having my retinas seared) just ain’t worth it.