After a good ol’ fashioned barn raising (that took a few months, a few new CSS/JavaScript tricks, and a few new hybrid curse words using “Microsoft,” the old standard curses, and some hyphens) the new Blobby Farm website is up and ready for business. The Blobby Farmer’s Market features all the frumpy plush your heart could desire.

Formerly known as “Maria Samuelson,” Blobby Farm is centered specifically on creating strange little toys for you. Shop around and visit often. There will be contests a-plenty, new Blobbies rolled out often, DIY how-to projects with the Hobby Blobby, movie reviews by François D., and a “Dear Blobby” section where you can seek the wisdom and sage advice of Señor Pooglins and the Baron of Beef von Espy.

Remember, the Blobbies love you.