
We’re having a baby! But not just any baby, our baby and it’s a boy. So, we’re calling upon the internet to name our child. Give us all the names you’re not hording for yourselves, but you think are worthy enough to bestow upon our first-born. For now, we’re just calling this little fetus Ted after Ted Nugent. We have absolutely no intention of calling him Ted once he’s breathing air. Ted is a name for stoners, drunks, and men who wear loin cloths - not our boy. So let fly with your Rogers, your Bruces, and your Irwins and we’ll sift through to find the wheat amongst your chaff.
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