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ananas comosus (L.) minimus


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    jenny

    June 5, 2007 11:59 PM

    Three guesses as to why the two men are resorting to the not-so-subtle “glance at wristwatch” technique:

    1.) Marlene has been talking about her prolapsed uterus with this young gal for a full 45 minutes, and Merle had an appointment at 7:30 to watch the BYU basketball game on LaMont’s new color Tee-Vee.

    2.) Merle and Greg are [respectively] the High Priest Group and Elders Quorum representatives selected to put away the folding chairs after this evening’s Homemaking Night. It was supposed to end at 7:30, but these two ol’ birds have been yakking nonstop since 7:00 and show no signs of stopping. Merle’s sciatic nerve is on fire.

    3.) Merle and Greg (as above, given said clean-up responsibilities) are growing restless, having already eaten all of the leftover refreshments. The sooner these women get out of here, the sooner they can put away these blasted folding chairs, change into their gym shorts and begin the final game of this year’s “Val Verde 3rd Ward Tournament of Champions: ‘The High Priests of Baal’ vs. ‘The School of the Elders’.”