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    ames

    May 27, 2007 4:11 PM

    Well, you can tell this was published before the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints switched to its consolidated 3-hour-block Sunday schedule. No member of the correlation committee this passed through had ever spent two hours on a Sunday morning as a Primary music leader. Rested and refreshed? Not the two words I would use to describe such an experience.

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    jenny

    May 30, 2007 4:48 PM

    Fiddlesticks! Unlike you (or I, for that matter), these stellar choristers have simply learned that a few preliminary steps can ensure that anyone’s Singing Time will be the pause that, truly, refreshes:

    1.) Clean the house, shop at the store, brush your clothes, shine your shoes, trim your nails and shampoo your hair on Saturday.

    2.) Speak in dulcit tones. Even the most difficult child will naturally respond to a quiet, gentle voice with peaceful understanding and immediate attentiveness.

    3.) Include an extra roll of duct tape in your church bag. Nothing ruins a reverent Singing Time like running out of duct tape before everyone has been gagged and bound firmly to their seats.