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“More than a pose, it’s also a handy time saver…”

April 11, 2006

“Cynicism: an extension of ennui maintaining that not only are you bored, you are in a state of disbelief as well. And you cannot be convinced otherwise. More than a pose, it’s also a handy time saver. By deflating your companion’s enthusiasm, you can cut conversation in half.”

Lisa Birnbach
The Official Preppy Handbook, 1981

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    jenny

    April 12, 2006 12:39 AM

    So what? Like I even care…

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    kate

    April 13, 2006 10:55 AM

    I’d commission a tapestry of that saying, but that REEKS of the proletariat, whereas I am a woman of leisure and the descendent of royalty. Moreover, I am in DISBELIEF at the sort of kitsch on display in the average American household these days.

    Hmmmm. I believe I must now take to my bed. I’m bored to TEARS.