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I hope that everyone got along OK without a 2nd Annual Tiny Pineapple Academy Awards Report. I was in no position to offer my views on the telecast this year since I was on the road somewhere between Baker and Barstow when Ms. Knightley was taking her seat (sadly, not beside me) in the Kodak Theater.
It’s probably a good thing that I wasn’t able to report on them this year anyway. I was so bored with most of the films this year that I probably would have just greeted each announcement with a hearty, “Who gives a flying Thalberg!?!” Besides, I think Jodi summed things up quite nicely without me.
And why was I somewhere on the road between Baker and Barstow, you ask? Because we’re on our annual pilgrimage to Disneyland, I answer. But I’ll have to write about it after we get back, because right now the teacups are calling…

Comments
Kate
Happy Teacups to you and yours! Think of questionable Metaphors for “Mister Toad’s Wild Ride” for me. (IS that a ride? Or am I hallucinating? Regardless of that possibility, IS IT ACTUALLLY A RIDE?)
By the way, as much am I enjoyed Jodi’s summary, your report was, indeed, missed.
Drive Carefully, says Kate the Safety Dog!
Bark.
Kate
P.S. Keira Knightly’s hair was a funny colour (I should talk) and she was with a tall, dark STRANGER.
Jodi
Thanks for the link to my succinct summation!
cooper
Aaaahhhhh! You’re at Disney;and?!!? You might just run into s’mee! She’s there all the time! Make sure to wear your fav pineapple shirt and I’ll tell her to be on the lookout!
Oh, and, Man can you get over how much Baker has grown! They even have their own little piece of another universe now. Alien Jerky, my my.
HoB1KenOB
Grettir, where are you? My life is empty and cold. What has happened to the tiny pineapple I have grown to love… I am fading away. Save me. Save us all!!
elisabeth
Agreed. I’m pretty sure we have different definitions of the word “shortly”.
grettir
Well, as you get older time slows down. So to me, “shortly” means anywhere from two weeks to five-and-a-half years.
But since I’ll have some time to work on things tomorrow night, there’s a chance it could be on the lower end of that range.
Anonymous
…….we’re waiting……[*ahem*]……[*shuffle, shuffle*; shifts position on hard folding chair & clasps hands in lap, settles in resignedly]……we’re waiting……