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The UPS Equivalent Of “The Dog Ate My Homework”

May 7, 2005
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    jenny

    May 8, 2005 7:03 PM

    Ooops–heh, heh.

    (Maybe they just wrote that so that you’d feel like a real big stinker complaining at all about the late delivery, a la: “UPS delivery man fatally attacked in YOUR front yard. Leaves behind widow and 10 young children.”)

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    Jeanne

    May 20, 2005 7:51 PM

    Better than “Your package has been obliterated due to a train derailment.” *

    * “Your package is not insured when involved in a train derailment”.