This is Not a Review of The Cat in the Hat
November 22, 2003
If this was a review of The Cat in the Hat I would be required, at some point, to write the following sentence:
Paris Hilton has a brief cameo in the rave scene.
And the mere fact that such a sentence could exist in reference to the film adaptation of one of the most cherished of children’s books would fill me with such a profound sense of weariness that I would be unable to continue.
Therefore, this is not a review of The Cat in the Hat.
