I saw this sign outside a local church yesterday:
I do hope they meant hoedown…as opposed to, “Monique, I’ve fallen off my four-inch heels and I can’t get up!”
Tiny Pineapple is the personal website of Grettir Asmundarson, single father of two tween girls, spy, writer, aficionado of diminutive bromeliads, collector (but not reader) of nurse fiction, film school drop-out, and actor (semi-retired).
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