Jodi, Jodi, Jodi
It’s spooky, I tell you. I live thousands of miles away, we’ve never met, and yet somehow Jodi knew that I was unshaven this morning. (Why, yes, I do always assume that Jodi is talking directly to me…)
For the past three days I just haven’t been able to face (no pun intended) the idea of shaving. It’s just too much that early in the morning. It’s all I can do to get out of bed, get dressed (although I do manage the ascot, as Jodi requested), and get to work. I just want to stay home, lounge around in my skivvies (and ascot), watch bad TV, and not be bothered by day-to-day hygienic minutiae.
I figure if I wait long enough, scruffy will become fashionable again and I’ll be ahead of the curve. Wait, I’ve never been ahead of any curve ever. Wow. Me…a trendsetter. That would be great! If I became a style icon, it would bring new meaning and purpose to my empty and rather meaningless existence.
I should probably get out of bed, shower, shave, and get myself dressed. I want to look halfway decent by the time the fashion press arrives.
Comments
Jodi
I AM talking directly to you, on my site and off.
Bad TV is very, very good.
jack
i’ve always been convinced that shaving is of the devil. reading this only further confirms my belief. down with the razor! and maybe the ascot. dude… come on… an ascot?
~jack
Richter
Checking out the site, I read jodi’s often adn she mentioned that you mentioned her’s. Plus you live in utah, as do I, so thought I would “check’ ya out. Love the title.
Later!
Grettir
Oh, come on, Jack. I can picture you lounging around the house in a white polyester jumpsuit with the Pink Polyester Satin ascot featured here:
http://www.neckties.com/ascots_index.htm
…listening to Liberace CDs. For those exotic nights out, I would recommend the Shiny Silver Polyester. It would go perfectly with those sequined platform shoes you wore to the club last week.
dr goateye
grettir in a satin pink ascot, humm can you wait just a bit while i run for the hills?!!!