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Tell Claire To Call Me

Saturday, January 4, 2003

I can’t figure out why Claire Forlani won’t return my calls. Maybe I should stop referring to myself as “Mr. Forlani” in the phone messages I’m leaving.

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dr g

January 6, 2003 at 02:30 PM

sorry pip, she likes fat guys like me.

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dan

January 6, 2003 at 04:17 PM

Maybe you should call yourself “the future Mr. Forlani.” She might think you’re her dad.