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I’m Going To Jerusaland!

January 31, 2003

http://www.theholylandexperience.com/map/index.html

“Themed costuming, shops, craftsmen, dramatic enactments and music, even themed landscaping and food and beverages throughout the facility take guests out of the 21st century and transport them on a memorable journey that is unequalled anywhere in the world,” explained Bill Coan, whose firm, ITEC, was responsible for the design and production of The Holy Land Experience.

Just a couple of thoughts:

  • Can a Wilderness Tabernacle be adjacent to an interstate highway?
  • To avoid any possible distraction, you should probably visit Calvary’s Garden Tomb when the wind isn’t wafting over from Dromedary Depot.
  • I would avoid the Jaffa Hot Dog in favor of the Bedouin Beef.
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    Shadrach

    February 3, 2003 11:27 AM

    I thought this was a joke or that it would be located in Nebraska (often times one and the same). It scares me so much more that I could drive there in three hours [shudder]. The horror is in my backyard. I can almost smell the Dromidary Depot, or is that the Jaffa Hot Dog? I also cannot believe that they are mooching off God at $30 a pop! And there are no rides other than the complimentary wheelchairs. For $30 I expect to see the Jacob’s Ladder Freefall, Noah’s Log Flume (complete with the drowning wicked whom the tourguide stones as they loom from the depths), or Temple Tower Bungee with Satan urging you to leap.