Looking Up
May 16, 2002
I’ve been painting the ceilings at our new house for three days straight. My shoulders ache, my back is killing me, and my neck is frozen in a state that makes me look as if I’m keenly interested in local air traffic, but I think it was worth it.

Comments
Person
You would put genitals on the ceiling if you could, wouldn’t you.
Grettir
The best I could do is a few light fixtures that are reminiscent of breasts.
thedon2
Six months ago I’ve painted my walls, but not my ceiling. I have managed to convince myself, out of sheer laziness, that the unfinished look is the next big thing.
Jimbo
In the inimitable words of Michael Palin:
“One Christ??? Haven’t you ever heard of artistic license???”